That's longer than I've been alive, which means it's technically true Hooters has been around all my life. Though it's hard to believe, Hooters has only existed since 1983. Read More: A Brief History of Death Threats In Sports But I kept reading and laughing, in spite of myself. Herein was the joke: A version of Hooters where the waitresses were waiters, with fat dicks instead of giant breasts stuffed into tight-fitting clothing, on hand to serve food named after Benghazi and President George W.
I scrolled through the timeline, and saw more jokes of the same format: A photo of a celebrity expressing some kind of emotion along with a caption about the eponymous molded in the template of meme-speak that makes a thousand Twitter stars light up when someone tweets a photo of an exploding car with the phrase 'aux cord.' Only here, the joke was going to a place called Gay Hooters-a restaurant that does not exist.